Where do you doo doo?

I am a simple man, a common man, But like most men, I need to take a crap, A LOT. Through my years of experience I have compiled an impressive knowledge base of the ins and outs of navigating public restrooms. I consider myself to be an expert in the following:

• Best retail public restrooms
• Worst retail public restrooms
• Emergency strategies for both city and highway travel
• Various comfort optimizing techniques
• Speed dumping
• Concealing when a disaster strikes

My aim is for this not to be a “disgusting story” swap forum, but rather an information portal, where we can learn from one another and perfect a very useful skill- Public Restroom Navigation.

Let’s be bathroom buddies- everyone wins!