Where do you doo doo?

25 years. 9,125 days. Appx. 63,875-90,125 dumps.

Few could match that stat. Few would want to.

I poo a lot. And when I say a lot, I mean A LOT. At least once when I wake up, once either on the 45 minute commute to work (more on that during another post) or immediately upon arrival, and usually once after checking email, voicemails and getting settled in- and that’s just the morning.

I can usually wait until after lunch before I have to go again, then I try and go during the late afternoon. Depending on how late I am working, I try and go once more before I leave the office. I get home, eat, and usually go twice more before bed.

All in all, if you add that up, I am usually dropping a load approximately 7-10 times a day. Some may say that it abnormal, and my friends urge me to seek consultation, however, I do not mind. In fact, I actually enjoy these breaks in my life and feel that with all the crap that I eat, my body is doing me good by getting rid of it- who am I to argue with nature.

That being said, I am a master of restrooms. It is one thing to have to poop 7-10 times while you are at home, or at work. It is an entirely different story taking 7-10 dumps during a hike in the woods, a road trip,
visiting a new place, while on a date, etc. Things can get interesting. I’ve learned my fair share of lessons the hard way.

But what I’ve compiled through these years, is a plethora of tips, experiences and strategies for nearly every imaginable #2 emergency. Rarely do I find myself franticly running for a restroom without a plan- when nature calls, I am ready, 7-10 times day/night, no matter where I am of what situation I am in.

Allow me to share and pass on the Secrets to Public Restroom Navigation.