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Your walking aimlessly around NYC and all of a sudden, you feel the urge to drop a duece. There are seemingly no public restrooms in sight, and time is running out. What do you do??
Fortunately, for New York/Boston/Washington/Philadelphia Sports Club gym members, you are most likely in luck. For instance, did you know that there are over 40 NYSC locations in Manhattan alone??
When you signed up for your gym membership, you didn’t simply sign up to ONLY use the gym equipment and/or join a stupid spinning class- you also signed up for unlimited use of their restroom facilities!
Yes, that means, if it’s 10p on a random Wednesday night after you have been out at happy hour for 4 hours,
you are stumbling back to a subway a suddenly need to take a shit, and you run into your local NYSC establishment, you are allowed to go drop your dirty work there.
Personally, I have taken a mental log of all the NYSC locations. It has expanded my “poop emergency locations” ten-fold. Better yet, you really feel satisfied after, knowing that you truly are getting the most out of your gym membership…
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